STRIP CLUB

Ahh yes. The point of the night where nothing sounds better than chicken wings and scantily clad women. You’ve burned through a few hundred credit card points tonight so you’re ready to get comfortable with a double digit ATM fee and a dent on your bank statement that reads “LINK ATM Withdrawal $500”. 

“Babe no, Link is this solid old-time spot in Austin that’s cash-only so I covered everyone for those rounds.”

I’m not an expert here. Neither are you. That’s fine. And if you are then what the fuck, man? 

You’re not looking at anything you haven’t seen before, I won’t give you all the information here. Just know there’s something for everyone and the budget to match. Google the ones below and you’ll figure it out. 

++: Full service bar vs. BYOB. Differing degrees of clothing depending on that choice. Palazio, Yellow Rose (or Red Rose), and Bare are where you should keep the search. Any others and you’re getting into, uh, adventurous territory.