We're here — The Final Four (and Championship) of the 2020 Bit Madness Bracket. We also hear from friend of the podcast, Flounder, and discuss a Portland strip club that pivoted to food delivery. And finally, This Weekend in Quarantine.
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The Triple Dipper has returned. Fun and easy banter, some listener voicemails, all topped off with a worst weekend story.
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Out of NOWHERE, Netflix's The Tiger King has taken over our self-quarantine. We also briefly discuss Cumming-opoly and the push-up challenge that took over Instagram over the weekend. We finally close with the Elite 8 of Bit Madness before giving a familiar friend a call. Okay, fine, we call T-Man.
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Answering a series of listener questions that include (but are not limited to) minimalist design, scented candle alternatives, changes I'd like to make the podcast, what about the current COVID-19 situation is the most anxiety-inducing (and the most comforting), and more.
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On this week's episode, an update on Canadian self-isolation, Parks definitely plays too much Grand Theft Auto, what to do if you don’t live with your significant other during Coronavirus, songs that have been ruined for us, going nano-viral on Twitter, a butthole conspiracy that involves Dillon, a girl liking your Instagram 3-4 days after its posted, the five people we most want to self-quarantine with, Dillon making Human Randy move, whether or not it’s okay to use Snapchat during these trying times, and our ideal quarantine spot.
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Dillon, Dave, and Brett discuss dating during a pandemic, names for Dillon's dog, how to re-plan a wedding you postponed due to the coronavirus, normalizing DM sliding, dating someone who doesn't believe in dinosaurs, a caller who claims he accidentally showed his piece to co-workers during a company-wide video chat, and general tips on getting through the self-quarantine.
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Barrett and Phil come to you live from the Washed Media studios in Austin, Texas for another edition of Club Cool.
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Apparently there's a version of 'Cats' out there where all the characters have very defined cat buttholes, a brief sports minute, and the round of 16 of Bit Madness. We also ambush Fulton Oil & Gas with a phone call to close everything out and do This Weekend in Quarantine.
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Three podcasts, one episode — a ton of listener voicemails, a sports minute, and a St. Paddy’s Day Worst Weekend Story from Dublin.
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We discuss our plan going forward amidst COVID-19's effect on society as a whole, what we bought from the store, what we're binge-watching, and more. We also announce our new hire, Human Randy, and call both he and Brett who are self-quarantined. Finally, we knock out the round of 32 in this year's Bit Madness.
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On this week's episode, three television shows that are both quarantine and Panic Room-approved and a ranking of the most amateur drinking holidays.
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The contingency plan for when COVID-19 hits Washed Media, Dillon’s alleged high school nickname, alternative off-registry wedding gift ideas, ideal drinking amount for a groom drinking at his own wedding, how to handle going micro-viral on Twitter, tell-tale signs you’re getting old, Dave’s next kitchen appliance purchase, what we’re doing for The Homie’s birthday, and home state-specific inside jokes.
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We're not even halfway through March, and the Coronavirus, COVID-19, is threatening to ruin everything. Barrett and Phil sit down in the stude to talk through why the global pandemic feels extra terrifying.
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Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss leaving AirPods in during a haircut, the 30% of income rule for rent, a sad af guy who just got dumped, hooking up with your hairdresser, the proper etiquette when taking your dog to the bar, our Masters Champions Dinner menu, and a guy who lasts two to three minutes in bed.
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A finale for the books. The emergence of Barb, Hannah Ann's time to shine, Kelley's brief appearance, Madison holding her ground, and Peter remains with his head directly up his ass.
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Bit Madness is back. The listeners have ranked and seeded every bit we've had over the past year, and we vote today for which seeds move onto the second round. We also dip into the polarizing cowboy boot discussion that blew up the Reddit, and knock out This Weekend In Fun.
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The Worst Of is back. Stories this week include (but are not limited to) how we ruined a dude's date at Matt's El Rancho, a girl who did molly while staying at a DEA Agent's house, throwing up all over a dude in an Uber, and an accidentally cocaine-filled apartment tour.
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We've got bad news — the stonks are down. Brett also goes to his first rodeo, Dave had a dog party, The "Hit The Switch" Challenge is taking over, and Dylan Sprouse took a hard L.
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Breaking down Business Insider's "10 Things Successful People Do on Sunday Nights," exploring the newly-coined term "The Millennial Aesthetic," and taking an inventory of your own happiness.
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Bae Mood Goals: Ted Cruz Edition, which TV universe we’d most like to live in, college drinking games, the best dips on your chips, which sports analyst we’d have conduct our hypothetical weddings, and more listener voicemails.
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