This week's stories include the worst first morning of college, a coworker-on-coworker hickey, The Phantom Frat House Cranker, a 21st birthday broken foot, and a rugby injury for the ages.
This week's news stories include a woman who tried to cut her hand off for insurance money, a guy who drove through at Taco Bell naked, and Jimmy Carter's son smoking grass with Willie Nelson.
Read MoreThe Worst Of returns with stories ranging from a suspiciously high BAC, a scumbag formal roommate, a severe testicle injury, broken toilets full of puke, a post-Mexican food hook-up gone wrong.
Read MoreThe Worst Of returns with stories including a formal date who can't handle her margaritas, a guy who lost his car keys while visiting his alma mater, the bus ride from hell, and a Fort Lauderdale spring break with Dennis Rodman.
Read MoreThe Worst Of returns. This week's listener-submitted stories include a bachelor party getting caught up with some "ladies of the night" in their white stretch Hummer limo, a girl who's Snapchat got hacked only to have promiscuous photos sent to everyone she knows, a guy who broke his hip in two places while doing drunk parkour, and why you should never mix Four Loko with fireworks.
Read MoreThis week, we do three stories involving three people each — three guys who thought they were in a bachelor party group text (but weren't), a threesome gone awry, and a girl who missed her flight only to find herself with two drunk strangers at a Hooters.
Read MoreThe Worst Of is back. Stories this week include (but are not limited to) how we ruined a dude's date at Matt's El Rancho, a girl who did molly while staying at a DEA Agent's house, throwing up all over a dude in an Uber, and an accidentally cocaine-filled apartment tour.
Read MoreThe Worst Of is back. In this edition, we hear from a guy who broke his penis mid-sex, a guy who lacerated his liver after his last day of his internship, a guy who had to drive a girl home with his dad in the backseat (after spending the night at his dad's house), and someone who had to buy their cell phone back from a homeless man named Tank.
Read MoreThe Worst Of Podcast returns. Sally joins us to talk about a guy who woke up strapped down in the psychiatric ward of a hospital, a Mexican strip club run gone wrong, the shittiest Christmas Eve ever (pun intended), and a warning about the fabled Loaded Coronas.
Read MoreThe worst listener-submitted New Year's Eve stories we could find. A post-party highway panic attack, a guy who puked all over his wife's head in a Nashville bar, the worst post-NYE plane ride you'll ever hear, and a girl who threw up so much that her friend's had no choice but to "turtle" her. We also discuss Great Moments of New Year's Past that include drunk New Zealanders and a $350 meal at Applebee's.
Read MoreGoing way too hard at the bars on Christmas night, broken noses at Santacon, a drunken coworker giving too much information about a guy's piece, a one-night stand that ended with a concussion, and a New Year's Eve story for the ages. We also talk two Christmas news stories — one about a Santa acting inappropriately, and another about Alexa saving your Christmas.
Read MoreThe absolute worst listener-submitted Christmas stories we could find. A guy who brought a girl home (and woke up with her) on Christmas morning, a poem about going out on Christmas Eve in Dallas, the worst Christmas gift ever, and a Lime ride to forget. We also discussed two news stories — a woman who put a Christmas light penis on her roof, and how a group of Santas stopped a murder.
Read MoreThe absolute worst listener-submitted stories about holiday travel. A recklessly blacked out dude causing mayhem on a flight, an Uber driver who had to leave the car mid-drive to use the bathroom, a woman blasting cigs in the airplane tunnel after hours of delays, and the worst Greyhound story you'll hear today.
Read MoreThe absolute worst listener-submitted stories about their office holiday parties. Today, we discuss a group of teachers who got way too loose on the dance floor, a couple that had sex in a brewery, a plus-one who puked all over everyone, and a guy who definitely need a new peacoat.
Read MoreThe worst listener-submitted Thanksgiving stories we could find that include (but are not limited to) Most Valuable Dad Award, Hot Cheetos Turkeys, "Oh No, He Puked On Tanner's Mom," and a PSA about turkey basters. We also close out the episode with a game of beer die and do a rapid-fire round of our personal Thanksgiving favorite foods.
Read MoreIt has various names, but The Night Before Thanksgiving is traditionally one of the biggest bar nights of the year. We follow up on some stories from last week and rattle off some stats about the night before telling the following listener-submitted stories: Why Does My Sport Coat Smell Like Puke, The “In Hindsight, Maybe That Wasn’t The Move” Move of The Week, Let's Get Basted, and Green Tea Shots.
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