Marriage Ultimatums & Is Lauren Real?

Dillon and Dave are joined by Lauren Olaya, who may or may not be real, to discuss homemade sex tapes, Dorn's deal, breaking up with your girlfriend right after her cat dies, how to spend the day before an out-of-town wedding, a 21-year-old couple's marriage ultimatum, the genetics of your significant other's parents, and Lauren the TV star.

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Dillon Got A Dog

Dillon introduces his new dog (Stella) to the group along with some stories about picking her up, Texas is "re-opening" despite none of us wanting it to fully re-open, and Mike Tyson's weed company wants to sponsor Barcelona's stadium. We also talk Luka's new Jordans and This Weekend in Quarantine.

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Listener Voicemails, Episode 67: New Office Flexing

Voicemails are back and Dave is officially making migas on a regular basis. This week's voicemails include (but are not limited to) things to put in your new office to flex on coworkers, Parks vs. Big Baby, how our beef with Matty B. started, cold brew dead soldiers in your kitchen, how Willmon's is quarantine, athletes we absolutely hated growing up, and Stan, Mute, Cancel: Going Green Edition.

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Strange Shower Habits & Sexual Fantasies

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss a caller's wife who gets in bed soaking wet after a shower, the worst meals to order on a first date, what to do about gainz during the quarantine, a couple who is not postponing their May wedding, a sexual fantasy involving waffles from Waffle House, mermaids, and Bigfoot.

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Listener Voicemails, Episode 66: Mega Tough Scene

This week's voicemails include (but are not limited to) the Washed Media Talent Show, a story about Listen To Your Heart’s Michael Todd, “Keep Calm” signs, Zoom graduation ceremonies, how Dave and Will named their dogs, how we’d pimp our own rides, Matthew McConaughey’s charity challenge, our bar alter egos, SMK: Work From Home Breakfast Food Edition.

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Ghosts, Aliens, & A Girlfriend with Bad Gas

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss earbuds vs. over-the-ear headphones, bad quarantine roommates, aliens, ghosts, a girlfriend with a gas problem, breaking the news of your tattoo to your traditional parents, fun ways to kill time during the quarantine, and our favorite TV show theme songs.

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