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Marriage Ultimatums & Is Lauren Real?

Dillon and Dave are joined by Lauren Olaya, who may or may not be real, to discuss homemade sex tapes, Dorn's deal, breaking up with your girlfriend right after her cat dies, how to spend the day before an out-of-town wedding, a 21-year-old couple's marriage ultimatum, the genetics of your significant other's parents, and Lauren the TV star.

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Strange Shower Habits & Sexual Fantasies

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss a caller's wife who gets in bed soaking wet after a shower, the worst meals to order on a first date, what to do about gainz during the quarantine, a couple who is not postponing their May wedding, a sexual fantasy involving waffles from Waffle House, mermaids, and Bigfoot.

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Ghosts, Aliens, & A Girlfriend with Bad Gas

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss earbuds vs. over-the-ear headphones, bad quarantine roommates, aliens, ghosts, a girlfriend with a gas problem, breaking the news of your tattoo to your traditional parents, fun ways to kill time during the quarantine, and our favorite TV show theme songs.

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Accidental Nudes & The Worst Fiancée Ever

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss breaking up during a quarantine, "accidentally" receiving a nude, the pros and cons of ghosting, a fiancée who emptied their shared apartment when he was at work, going by your initials as an adult, being furloughed, and the "hot girl" you work with leaving your company.

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Pandemic Dating & Coronavirus Weddings

Dillon, Dave, and Brett discuss dating during a pandemic, names for Dillon's dog, how to re-plan a wedding you postponed due to the coronavirus, normalizing DM sliding, dating someone who doesn't believe in dinosaurs, a caller who claims he accidentally showed his piece to co-workers during a company-wide video chat, and general tips on getting through the self-quarantine.

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Dogs in Bars & Being Quick on the Draw

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss leaving AirPods in during a haircut, the 30% of income rule for rent, a sad af guy who just got dumped, hooking up with your hairdresser, the proper etiquette when taking your dog to the bar, our Masters Champions Dinner menu, and a guy who lasts two to three minutes in bed.

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Dealbreaker Names & Binge Drinking

Dillon, Sally, and Will discuss dating someone with the same name as your mom, our favorite kitchen/cooking gadgets, deciding on the name Washed Media, Dillon's divorce, dating someone with an awful last name, living the Apple Watch life, tips on slowing down your drinking habits, and dealing with people wanting to know about our personal lives.

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Revenge Body on Instagram & Quarter-Life Crises

Dillon, Brett, and Dave discuss showing off your revenge body on Instagram soon after a breakup, our favorite gambling games on the golf course, how to lower your standards after gaining weight, proposing at sporting events, making significantly more than the guy you're dating, having a quarter-life crisis, and what to do in the aftermath of making out with your boss.

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Fractured Ankles & Golden Retrievers

Dillon, Brett, and Dave discuss testing a relationship with an absurd traveling idea, our most emotionally provoking (for Dillon) question to date, golden retrievers, breaking up over political differences, what kind of person you have to be to get involved in threesomes, a guy asking friends to chip in for his girlfriend's flowers over her fractured ankle, and how girls can avoid friendzoning guys.

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Anxiety Disorders & Dating With Adult Braces

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss Dave letting the beat ride too loudly, which food we would choose to be guilt-free for eternity, spending three years' salary on an engagement ring, a Tinder date with braces, your roommate/significant other getting a dog without asking you, dealing with an anxiety disorder, and who to take on your free trip to Puerto Rico.

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Credit Card Roulette & V-Day Planning

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss using an AmEx for credit card roulette, getting over someone who doesn't reciprocate feelings for you, your female boss walking in on you taking a dump, continuing to live with someone after breaking up with them, your wife's ex liking her pics on Instagram, how to split rent when your roommate's girlfriend lives in his room, Brett possibly being a mole for Barstool Sports, and how to plan your Valentine's Day.

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Dance Floor Makeouts & Handsy During Happy Hour

Dillon, Sally, & Dave discuss the first thing you notice when going to the home of the person you're dating, how to handle getting handsy and making out with your coworker during happy hour, raising The Homie, what to do if your 25-year-old friend still goes to fraternity parties, an update from the friendzoned guy who called in previously, cooking Cheez-Its on a Traeger, and dance floor makeouts.

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Pregnancy Scares & Washed Media's Inception

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss a girlfriend who dips two cans a week, warm vs. room temp cookies, why Washed Media didn't join forces with anyone else when starting, a friendzone debacle, a possible pregnancy with someone you're not into, introducing your new girlfriend to your daughter's late mother's parents, and a guy un-matching you on Hinge between dates one and two.

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Smoking While Drinking & Ruining a First Impression

Dillon, Sally, and Dave discuss your girlfriend's parents thinking you're a "racist hick" after meeting you, wanting to end a relationship with someone you share lease with, parents paying for your second wedding, dating a girl with such terrible social media that it might be a dealbreaker, and big life decision ultimatums.

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