We discuss our plan going forward amidst COVID-19's effect on society as a whole, what we bought from the store, what we're binge-watching, and more. We also announce our new hire, Human Randy, and call both he and Brett who are self-quarantined. Finally, we knock out the round of 32 in this year's Bit Madness.
Read MoreThe contingency plan for when COVID-19 hits Washed Media, Dillon’s alleged high school nickname, alternative off-registry wedding gift ideas, ideal drinking amount for a groom drinking at his own wedding, how to handle going micro-viral on Twitter, tell-tale signs you’re getting old, Dave’s next kitchen appliance purchase, what we’re doing for The Homie’s birthday, and home state-specific inside jokes.
Read MoreA finale for the books. The emergence of Barb, Hannah Ann's time to shine, Kelley's brief appearance, Madison holding her ground, and Peter remains with his head directly up his ass.
Read MoreBit Madness is back. The listeners have ranked and seeded every bit we've had over the past year, and we vote today for which seeds move onto the second round. We also dip into the polarizing cowboy boot discussion that blew up the Reddit, and knock out This Weekend In Fun.
Read MoreWe've got bad news — the stonks are down. Brett also goes to his first rodeo, Dave had a dog party, The "Hit The Switch" Challenge is taking over, and Dylan Sprouse took a hard L.
Read MoreBae Mood Goals: Ted Cruz Edition, which TV universe we’d most like to live in, college drinking games, the best dips on your chips, which sports analyst we’d have conduct our hypothetical weddings, and more listener voicemails.
Read MoreDave explains that he does not in fact steal tweets, RIP Leaning Tower of Dallas, Playstation 2 turns 20 years old, Trump going scorched earth after Super Tuesday, St. Patrick's Day, and This Weekend In Fun.
Read MoreWe officially have a new Bachelorette, Tony Romo gets PAID, the hottest guy and girls names, and a former presidential nominee had a cringe-y video backing that azz up.
Read MoreWhat we’ll do when Coronavirus hits America, whether or not having sex in your parents bed is weird, golden showers, old guys (us) giving unsolicited life advice to Brett, and more.
Read MoreDave, Dillon, and Brett quiz will about all things Laguna Beach wedding. From the best moments of the weekend to the events leading up to the ceremony, we covered it all.
Read MoreThe fastest javelina alive was filmed running down the street in Arizona, a tower in Dallas refuses to be demolished, the combat sports minute, Tiger's Masters Dinner includes sizzling fajitas and sushi, and This Weekend in Fun.
Read MoreWill and Sally got married yesterday in Laguna Beach and Dillon and Dave surprised Will at the wedding, Bone Thugs changed their name to Boneless Thugs, and movies that scarred us as kids.
Read MoreDave and Dillon are officially boxers, Dillon had quite the dinner last night, Brooks Koepka had perhaps his douchiest quote yet, Jack-In-The-Box got robbed, and This Weekend In Fun.
Read MoreAnd suddenly we're down to three. We run through each of the hometown dates, breakdown the entirety of Madison's dad's existence, touch on Victoria F.'s justifiable breakdown, and Marissa being an absolute snitch. We also play our usual Stan, Mute, Cancel.
Read MoreA woman had hibachi blow up in her face, whether or not it's acceptable to recline in your seat on a plane, and circling back with The Homie ahead of his birthday this week. We also dabble in some NBA All-Star Weekend and recap This Weekend in Fun.
Read MoreBefore voicemails, we took a trip down memory lane by listening to the last five minutes of the final episode of Touching Base.
Read MorePapa John is a fraud, Dave had to delete a tweet, the broom challenge stupidly took over Twitter again, a breakdown of New York Water, and one of The Homie's heroes has a regrettable past.
Read MoreVictoria F. still hates Peter, Kelsey still can't stop crying, Madison has further established herself as the HEAVY favorite, and a fond farewell to the realest girl yet. We also discuss whether or not they released the fish Peter and Madison caught and played Stan, Mute, Cancel.
Read MoreBreaking down the most notable moments from The Oscars, analyzing the first weekend of the new XFL, and Dave's Combat Sports Minute. We also do some Brett's Breaking News spanning from transatlantic flights to Jeff Bezos being sneaky jacked.
Read MoreThe Home is officially The Dab King of Austin, Nancy Pelosi is the most recent subject of Bae Mood or Goals, Dave took his dog to the bar, and knee-jerk takes on the Taylor Swift documentary.
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